I’VE JUST BEEN VIOLATED!

United Airline’s gonna charge me almost 700 dollars if I go over my 32kg weight limit by a single kilogram! That’s for both my pieces of luggage TOGETHER! I came over here with more than that! CHRIST! AAAAAARGH. Gonna have to put stuff in boxes… SHIT! Shit! Hopefully they won’t charge me for the connecting flights, where the limit is 15kg! That’d be crazy, right? I’m international, so they won’t charge me that, right? 750 yen for each kilogram over 15! But that’s gotta be for domestic only, not connecting flights, RIGHT?

Why the shit doesn’t United have a per kilogram price increase? Its 700 dollars if I’m 1 kg over or 70 kg over. Does that strike anyone else as insane? WHAT THE HELL GRAAAAAAAAAAAR!

Sorry, Britt, the shoes you left here are coming back to the States via the 3 month slowboat. *sob*