We groggily woke up the next morning on our greasy cardboard, and noticed many of the employees were still working there. The guy at the snack counter looked like he was going to literally pass out and fall over.
We packed our shtuff and went outside, where another old dad and his teenage son picked us up. The dude’s English was really quite good despite his missing incisors, but teeth aren’t critical to linguistic knowledge. Apparently he had bussed all across the States in his younger days, thus the solid grasp of the language.
He dropped us off at a train station that we could take to our destination. He even bought us McDonald’s for no discernable reason (psychologists call this malady ‘generosity’). The train took us to a quaint little neighborhood where people were selling items in exchange for currency.
We reached the temple/park mountain, the place Abs wanted to see more than anywhere else. It was famous for its rows and rows of orange torii gates.

You can see how delighted Abs is to be there. There were literally a couple miles worth of tracks up the mountain that were housed underneath these gates, as you can see below:

So we climbed these really visually impressive trails up to the top of the mountain, avoiding the creepy black wasps that seemed to be swarming the place. We overlooked Kyoto from the top, and then began our descent, and stumbled upon a random wonder:

This place was huge, I mean bigger than your grandmother’s head. You can see the tiny white speck of a person to the bottom right of the temple. Kyoto is full of temples littered around the city like discarded coke cans, so its no surprised we stumbled upon this. We were lucky that it happened to be such an enormous building. I was able to peek inside, and in the darkness I saw a gigantic golden Buddha, whom I imagine Moses would have been very disapproving of.
We left the temple and walked out into the street where they had a parade waiting to welcome Abs and me. It was quite an honor, they even busted out their samurai.

By that time the whole neighborhood was really thrilled to have two distinguished visitors like ourselves arrive, so they had their kids break out their karate gear and what I imagine are karate flutes and paraded by us, playing an impressive mix of Abs’ national “God Save the Queen” and my own nation’s anthem, “We Will Rock You.”

Kyoto, like a pantless trenchcoated man in the park, had more to show us!